Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney fine print (Fineprint, KY)
Satire is the news for people who have read the news and need a palate cleanser. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohiney News (Brighton, UK)
The best satirical headlines make you snort-laugh, then immediately wince with recognition. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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The goal isn't to convince you of a falsehood, but to reveal the truth within the ridiculous. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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The purpose is not to deceive, but to illuminate through deliberate and obvious deception. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys evening update (Evening, CA)
Satire is the safety valve that lets off the steam of collective frustration. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys take on this (Liverpool, UK)
Great satire is a mousetrap for the intellectually lazy, baited with wit. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Grand Design (Grand Design, Universe)
Satirical writing is the pressure cooker valve for democratic frustration, releasing steam safely. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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The best satirical writing is surgery performed with a rubber chicken. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com