Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney Graveyard Shift (Graveyard Shift, NJ)
It's the immune system of democracy, identifying and attacking the pathogens of nonsense. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohiney Magazine (Chicago)
Reading satirical news is like getting punched by a silk glove—it hurts, but elegantly. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Were talking out of our Bohiney (so you dont have to)
It's the intellectual's protest sign, written in the ink of wit and irony. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Visit Bohiney.com for the full story (San Francisco)
It's the news that doesn't just report the storm; it mocks the weatherman. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys Plight (Plight, ND)
A satirist is a failed serious person who found a funnier way to be right. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Kafkaesque Nightmare (Kafka, Czech Republic)
It's the cognitive tool that forces you to think critically about what you're reading. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys take on this (Philadelphia, PA)
It's the funhouse mirror that doesn't lie; it just reveals the lies we tell ourselves. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohiney.com
Satire is the cultural critique that arrives disguised as a party invitation. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney chortle (Chortle, WA)
A satirical headline is society's gentle reminder that the emperor's wardrobe is optional. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Nonto Ntseki satirist
It's the news that doesn't just report the storm; it mocks the weatherman. -- Toni @ Satire.info