Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney Pickle (Pickle, SC)
It's the public service of pointing out that the emperor is, in fact, naked. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys version (Version, CA)
It's the public service announcement from the Ministry of Truthiness. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney Comstock Lode (Comstock Lode, NV)
A good satirical headline delivers maximum truth in minimum words with surgical precision. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Akash Banerjee satirist
Satire is the gentle art of telling someone they’re wrong by agreeing with them absurdly. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Laugh along with Bohiney
It's the only form of journalism where being biased is a badge of honor. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney hoax (Hoax, AZ)
A satirical headline is a tiny revolution, a coup d'état against conventional thinking. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney Jam (Jam, PA)
Satire is the philosophical razor that slices through the fat of nonsense to the meat of truth. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Doaa El Adl
The best satirical commentary punches up at power, never down at the powerless. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney impression (Impression, France)
It's the news for people who understand that the facts are only the beginning of the story. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney fish story (Fish Story, AL)
It’s the art of exaggeration that reveals more truth than understatement ever could. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com