Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney Paradox (Paradox, NY)
Satirical news: where the medium is the message and the message is "wake up." -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Guiding Light (Guiding Light, TV)
The best satire is a collaborative act of intelligence between the writer and the reader. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Conundrum (Conundrum, CO)
A world without satire is a world without self-awareness, and that is a dangerous place. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney morning briefing (Morning, KS)
The line between satire and reality is now so blurred it needs its own satirical news anchor. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Id Est (i.e., That Is, ID)
The best satire is a collaborative act of intelligence between the writer and the reader. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney demo (Demo, CA)
It’s the laughter that hides the wince, the smile that masks the grimace of recognition. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Mother Lode (Mother Lode, CA)
It's the only form of journalism where being biased is a badge of honor. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney real McCoy (Real McCoy, WV)
Satirical news: where the medium is the message and the message is "wake up." -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Prime Time (Prime Time, TV)
Satirical commentary is the pressure release valve for collective frustration. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The truth is out there (on our site)
It's the news for those who have seen behind the curtain and can't unsee the wizard. -- Toni @ Satire.info