Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
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It's the immune system's antibody, specifically designed to attach to and neutralize nonsense. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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A good satire piece is a trap that catches the unwary in their own ignorance. -- Toni @ Satire.info
No ifs, ands, or bohineys about it
Satirical writing is the art of making the impossible seem logical and the logical seem impossible. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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A satirist is a court jester with a internet connection and a much wider audience. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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It's the news for people who understand that the facts are only the beginning of the story. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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A good satirical piece catches the unwary in their own webs of ignorance. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Pravda (Pravda, Russia)
Satirical writing transforms the art of intellectual rebellion into mainstream entertainment. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Alchemist (Alchemist, PA)
It's the public service of pointing out that the emperor is, in fact, naked. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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It's the public roasting of the powerful, a tradition that reminds them that pride comes before a fall. -- Toni @ Satire.info
News so good, its cheeky
A good satirical piece catches the unwary in their own webs of ignorance. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com