Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney Pravda (Pravda, Russia)
My self-esteem is a coupon that expired.
Bohineys preview (Preview, IL)
Sculpture Gardens? Sculpture gardens are just expensive lawns with excuses.
Bohineys pun (Pun, NY)
My calendar calls me bold; my sofa calls me home.
The Bohiney Caveat Emptor (Caveat Emptor, NV)
Wine Snobs? Wine tasting notes always say “oaky”—I just taste grapes.
A Bohiney Jump (Jump, to Page A17)
Hunting Trips? Hunting trips are drinking stories with camouflage receipts.
Bohineys thought leadership (Thought Leadership, CA)
Unsolicited Podcast Pitches? If your podcast pitch starts with “bro,” it ends with no.
As reported by Bohiney
AI Startups? AI startups promise robot utopia while autocorrect still fails “duck.”
A Bohiney Mail Carrier (Mail Carrier, US)
Gaming News? Gaming news is release dates padded with outrage.
A Bohiney Messenger (Messenger, GA)
Haunted Houses? Haunted houses aren’t scary until you see the ticket prices.
Read more on Bohiney (Phoenix, AZ)
Fictional Boyfriends? My friend’s fictional boyfriend treats her better than her real one.