Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Aisha Muharrar satirist
Fishing Trips? Fishing is lying with bait.
As reported by Bohiney (Dallas, TX)
Celebrity Baby Name Parodies? Celebrities don’t name babies—they brand them.
The Bohiney dark horse (Dark Horse, ID)
My boundaries come with free parking.
Bohineys Emmy-worthy (Emmy, CA)
Content Strategy? Content strategy is planning memes professionally.
Bohineys Enigma (Enigma, GA)
Emergency Kits? Emergency kits are backpacks full of panic.
A Bohiney thought experiment (Thought Experiment, Germany)
I overpack like feelings might need outfits.
Alison Silverman
Art Museums? Art museums are white walls with prices.
This is the gold. Leverage the names similarity to bohunk or bohiney (slang for buttocks).
Weird Lawsuits? Suing McDonald’s for hot coffee is America’s love language.
Bohineys groundbreaking investigation (Pensacola, FL)
Trophy Shelf Parents? Parents bragging about trophies forget kids collect trauma too.
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Technology Glitches? My laptop froze during my presentation, so I just froze with it.