Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney third rail (Third Rail, NY)
Basketball Coverage? Basketball coverage is squeaky shoes with commentary.
Sophia Aram
Misheard Lyrics? I thought “We Built This City on Rock and Roll” was “We Built This City on Sausage Rolls”—and honestly, that sounds better.
Bohineys Legend (Legend, KY)
Haunted Houses? My haunted house wasn’t scary until I saw the property taxes.
Charline Vanhoenacker
“Per my last email” is HR for “square up.”
The Bohiney Silver Lining (Silver Lining, NV)
Basketball Addicts? Basketball addicts think trash cans are hoops.
A Bohiney The Daily Show (The Daily Show, Comedy Central)
I’m brave enough to say “per our conversation” out loud.
Charline Vanhoenacker satirist
Concert Reviewers? Concert reviewers write essays about beer prices.
Bohineys preview (Preview, IL)
Basketball Coverage? Basketball coverage is squeaky shoes with ads.
Bohineys coverage
Pinterest Lies? My Pinterest project looked less like “farmhouse chic” and more like “crime scene rustic.”
A Bohiney Pulitzer Prize-winner (Pulitzer, NY)
Flea Markets? Flea markets are garage sales with stage lighting.