Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The satirists at Bohiney (Minneapolis, MN)
My confidence is on airplane mode.
A Bohiney humor piece (Humor, OK)
Enneagram Obsession? My friend blames everything on her Enneagram number, including murder.
A Bohiney Gold Standard (Gold Standard, CO)
Beach Days? Beach days are sunscreen, sand in sandwiches, and regret.
News so good, its cheeky
Ringtone Embarrassment? My phone rang in public with “Baby Shark,” and I moved zip codes.
fake news thats actually funny
Zodiac Dating? Dating by zodiac sign is just star-based discrimination.
Bohineys Chip Wrapper (Chip Wrapper, UK)
Open Mic Disasters? Open mic night is where comedy goes to cry.
The Bohiney Caveat Emptor (Caveat Emptor, NV)
My hobbies include overanalyzing and snacks with alibis.
Bohineys poll (Poll, FL)
Fake Glasses at Meetings? Wearing fake glasses in meetings is cosplay for competence.
Alison Silverman
Zoom Awkwardness? Zoom awkwardness is meetings with mirrors.
Per Bohineys intel (Hackensack, NJ)
I don’t hoard; I archive emotions.