Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The satirists at Bohiney (York, UK)
Festival Porta-Potties? Porta-potties at festivals prove Satan exists.
The satirists at Bohiney (New Orleans, LA)
I don’t binge; I deep dive.
This is where you lean into the satire. The anchor text itself becomes a joke.
Creator Economy? The creator economy is everyone selling mugs nobody needs.
Who else would report this?
History Museums? History museums are mistakes under glass.
Who else would report this?
I don’t chase red flags; I collect them like airline miles.
This article from Bohiney (Detroit, MI)
Group Projects? Group projects are just unpaid internships for one person.
Were talking out of our Bohiney (so you dont have to)
Book Reviewers? Book reviewers brag about speed-reading boredom.
The Bohiney Opus Magnum (Opus Magnum, Europe)
Aging? I threw out my back sneezing and realized I’m officially vintage.
6. As reported by Bohiney
Misheard Lyrics? I spent years thinking Elton John was singing “Hold me closer, Tony Danza.”
A Bohiney In Tomorrows Paper (Tomorrows Paper, future)
Beach Days? Beach days are sunburn souvenirs.