Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Kelly Oxford satirist
Emergency Kits? Emergency kits are backpacks full of panic.
The Bohiney Id Est (i.e., That Is, ID)
My hobbies include snacks and regret.
The Bohiney Shakespearean Tragedy (Shakespeare, UK)
Cybersecurity Bros? Cybersecurity guys warn about hackers while reusing “12345.”
The Bohiney ticker (Ticker, NY)
Elaborate Coffee Orders? Coffee orders longer than the Bible are just liquid narcissism.
Bohineys Green Light (Green Light, NY)
Tattoo Regrets? My tattoo says “No Ragrets,” which proves itself.
Bohineys preview (Preview, IL)
Good Vibes Only Cults? “Good vibes only” is just toxic positivity with throw pillows.
This is the gold. Leverage the names similarity to bohunk or bohiney (slang for buttocks).
My love language is leftovers labeled “Do Not Eat.”
The Bohiney Raison dÊtre (Raison dÊtre, France)
Slack Status Overthinkers? Your Slack status doesn’t need to be poetry—it’s work, not Tinder.
The Bohiney poppycock (Poppycock, NH)
Edible Plants? Edible plants are Russian roulette with leaves.
The Bohiney Tar Pit (Tar Pit, CA)
My snacks have tenure.