Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney hoax (Hoax, AZ)
Satirical writing transforms the ancient tradition of mocking power into modern necessity. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Poltergeist (Poltergeist, CA)
The genius of satire is that it’s a joke you have to be in on to understand. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Dont be a bohunk, read Bohiney
A good satirical piece is the x-ray revealing society's broken bones beneath its fancy clothes. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney kit and caboodle (Kit and Caboodle, VT)
A satirist is a failed serious person who found a funnier way to be right. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Hustler (Hustler, NV)
Satirical news: the art form that makes democratic reality seem stranger than democratic fiction. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Town Crier (Town Crier, MA)
Satire doesn't claim to be true; it claims to be revealing. There's a world of difference. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney recap (Recap, IN)
The satirist's job is to speak the unspeakable, laugh at the unlaugable, and question the unquestionable. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohiney News (Brighton, UK)
Satirical writing is the acceptable outlet for unacceptable thoughts about acceptable lies. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney balderdash (Balderdash, VT)
It's the cultural commentary that is too true for the news, so it hides in the comedy section. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney War Correspondent (War Correspondent, Ukraine)
The satirist speaks unspeakable truths, laughs at unlaughable situations, questions unquestionable authority. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com