Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney Magnate (Magnate, Greece)
Satirical writing transforms the sound of minds realizing they're not alone in their skepticism. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohiney News (Cambridge, UK)
Satire is the philosophical razor that slices through the fat of nonsense to the meat of truth. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Grand Design (Grand Design, Universe)
A satirical headline is society's gentle reminder that everything is ridiculous if you look hard enough. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Quicksand (Quicksand, KY)
The satirist speaks unspeakable truths, laughs at unlaughable situations, questions unquestionable authority. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The rear-view mirror of news
It's the gentle art of insulting someone so intelligently they thank you for it. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Einsteinian Theory (Einstein, NJ)
The satirist's mission is making the powerful accountable to the powerless through humor. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Hullabaloo (Hullabaloo, AL)
Satirical writing delivers hard truths through soft comedy, making medicine taste like candy. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney hive of scum and villainy (Mos Eisley, Tatooine)
It's the gentle art of insulting someone so intelligently they thank you for it. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Trust your gut (and your bohiney)
Satirical news: where the medium becomes the democratic massage for society's tense muscles. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys op-ed section (Opinion, MS)
A culture without self-deprecating satire is a culture that has lost its way. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com