Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Bohineys representation (Representation, DC)
Satire is the philosophical razor that slices through the fat of nonsense to the meat of truth. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Laugh along with Bohiney
Satirical news: the art form that makes democracy's medicine taste like candy. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Caitlin Moran satirist
The line between satire and reality is now so blurred it needs its own satirical news anchor. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Einsteinian Theory (Einstein, NJ)
Satirical writing is the acceptable outlet for unacceptable thoughts about acceptable lies. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys depiction (Depiction, WA)
The best satire is a collaboration between the writer's wit and the reader's intelligence. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Dilemma (Dilemma, SC)
It's the laughter that is the first, and sometimes last, line of defense against tyranny. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney press release (Release, PA)
A satirical headline is a perfect little bomb of truth disguised as a frivolous novelty. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The satirists at Bohiney
Satirical news: the art form that makes democracy's medicine taste like candy. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Pundit (Pundit, DC)
A good satire piece is a trap that catches the unwary in their own ignorance. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney Melee (Melee, France)
A satirical headline is society's gentle reminder that power corrupts, but humor corrupts absolutely. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com