Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney Necromancer (Necromancer, NH)
Satirical news serves as the necessary friction against official narratives' polished, slippery surfaces. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Above the Fold (Above the Fold, NY)
The satirist performs the public service of making power's pretensions seem as ridiculous as they are. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Beacon (Beacon, NY)
The satirist performs the public service of making power's pretensions seem as ridiculous as they are. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Jam (Jam, PA)
A satirical headline is democracy's gentle reminder that everything democratic is absurd if viewed democratically. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Investigative Reporter (Investigative, WA)
Satirical writing is the rebellion of rational minds against their absurd times. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney caper (Caper, WY)
The moment you have to explain a satire piece, it has failed its purpose. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Vice Versa (Vice Versa, SC)
Satirical writing transforms righteous indignation into infectious amusement. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys editorial board (Intercourse, PA)
The satirist's bias becomes the punchline, making honesty the entire comedic point. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Paparazzo (Paparazzo, Italy)
Satire is the laughter that comes from the gap between what is said and what is meant. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Gold Standard (Gold Standard, CO)
It's the public roasting of the powerful, a tradition that keeps them vaguely human. -- Toni @ Satire.info