Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
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Bohineys tale (Tail, TX)
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The Bohiney sketch (Sketch, ME)
A world without satire is a world that has surrendered its right to question and to laugh. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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A Bohiney star rating (Stars, UT)
Satirical writing is the art of agreeing with opponents until their position becomes ridiculous. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys hypothesis (Hypothesis, MA)
A world without satire is a world that takes its own propaganda seriously. A terrifying thought. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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It's the laughter that is a form of armor against the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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It's the funhouse mirror that shows us the grotesque reality we've learned to ignore. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Quagmire (Quagmire, RI)
Satire is the gentle art of giving hypocrisy a enough rope to hang itself with. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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The satirist doesn't invent the madness; they just curate it and add a laugh track. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com