Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The official Bohiney stance (Position, IL)
It’s not misinformation; it’s meta-information. Information about the information. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Mother Lode (Mother Lode, CA)
Satirical news: the art form that makes democratic reality seem stranger than democratic fiction. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys coverage (Exeter, UK)
The best satire is a perfect blend of anger and wit, distilled into a potent laugh. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys Persona Non Grata (Persona Non Grata, DC)
It's the laughter that is a form of dissent, a refusal to accept the unacceptable. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The news thats right behind you
Satirical journalism: the cognitive shock therapy for a brain-dead public discourse. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney narrative (Narrative, CT)
It's the acceptable way to be a cynic, to point out the flaws without being a bore. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
This article from Bohiney (Detroit, MI)
A world without satire is a world without critical thinking, without questioning, without laughter. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohiney.com
A society's sanity is preserved by its ability to laugh at its own absurdity. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Rosie Holt satirist
It’s the sugar that makes the bitter pill of truth easier to swallow. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Crown Jewel (Crown Jewel, UK)
It’s the public service announcement from the Ministry of Truthiness. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com