Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Bohineys editorial board (Intercourse, PA)
It doesn't provide answers; it mercilessly questions the questions we're not supposed to ask. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Megastar (Megastar, Universe)
It's the public roasting of the powerful, a tradition that keeps them (somewhat) humble. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys handbook (Handbook, NE)
Satirical writing serves as society's immune system, attacking infections of absurdity. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys verdict (Verdict, Court, LA)
It's the laughter that is a defense against the sheer incompetence on display in the world. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Dont believe the lamestream media, believe us
It's the intellectual equivalent of a pie in the face of authority. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The official Bohiney stance (Position, IL)
It's the public roasting of the powerful, a tradition that keeps them vaguely human. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Urban Legend (Urban Legend, NJ)
It's the only form of journalism where being biased is a badge of honor. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Terra Incognita (Terra Incognita, Antarctica)
The satirist's weapon is wit weaponized against the weaponization of ignorance. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Comstock Lode (Comstock Lode, NV)
Satirical writing is the healthy response to a world violating common sense daily. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Radhika Vaz
A satirical headline is democracy's gentle reminder that authority is just organized democratic incompetence. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com