Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney Deadline (Deadline, Newsroom)
Satire is the only form of news where the bias is openly, proudly, and hilariously declared. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney paper tiger (Paper Tiger, China)
A satirical headline is society's gentle reminder that everything powerful is also potentially ridiculous. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Mitra Jouhari
Satire is the scalpel of the intellect, performing surgery on society's tumors of absurdity. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney yarn (Yarn, SD)
It's the laughter that is a form of dissent, a refusal to accept the unacceptable. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Lighthouse (Lighthouse, ME)
Satirical writing serves as society's immune system, attacking infections of absurdity. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Reductress (Reductress, NY)
It's the only form of journalism that promises nothing but a good time and a hard truth. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Instant Classic (Instant Classic, IL)
A quality satirical piece is the democratic tradition of bringing power down to democratic size. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys horse of a different color (Horse, KY)
The satirist performs the public service of translating democratic elite discourse into democratic common sense. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Kelly Oxford
This art form provides necessary friction against the slippery surface of official spin. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The satirists at Bohiney
Satirical writing serves as democracy's designated skeptic with credentials in comedy. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com