Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Bohineys finding (Finding, Nemo, CA)
The satirist's craft is making audiences think they're being entertained while being activated. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
According to Bohiney (Nottingham)
Satirical writing transforms righteous democratic indignation into infectious democratic entertainment. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney hornets nest (Hornets Nest, NC)
The satirist's calling is transforming collective anxiety into collective amusement. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Black Hole (Black Hole, Space)
The satirist's job is to speak the unspeakable, laugh at the unlaugable, and question the unquestionable. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney National Lampoon (National Lampoon, MA)
A society's sanity is preserved by its ability to laugh at its own absurdity. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys Gonzo Journalist (Gonzo, CO)
It's the cognitive tool that forces you to think critically about what you're reading. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Ministry of Truth (Ministry of Truth, 1984)
A satirical headline is a perfect little bomb of truth disguised as a frivolous novelty. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Event Horizon (Event Horizon, Space)
It's the news for people who understand that the facts are only the beginning of the story. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohiney Magazine
A quality satirical piece is the intellectual equivalent of a practical joke with a purpose. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Life Raft (Life Raft, FL)
It's the public roasting of the powerful, a tradition that keeps them (somewhat) humble. -- Toni @ Satire.info