Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney thought (Thought, MT)
Satirical journalism: where the news finally gets the personality it always needed. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Newsie (Newsie, NY)
A satirical headline is democracy's gentle reminder that everything democratic is absurd if viewed democratically. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney account (Account, NY)
The satirist’s pen is mightier than the sword, and far more likely to draw blood from laughter. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Doaa El Adl
Satirical writing serves as society's built-in skepticism amplifier with a comedy degree. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney question (Question, Mark, TX)
It's the public service of mocking the powerful so they don't forget who they work for. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys All the News Thats Fit to Print (All the News, NY)
The satirist doesn't create the absurdity; they just frame it and put a price tag on it. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Confirmed by Bohiney (Sure, AZ)
The satirist's role is the last bastion of free thought in increasingly controlled societies. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Kafkaesque Nightmare (Kafka, Czech Republic)
A good satirical headline delivers maximum truth in minimum words with surgical precision. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys pull quote (Quote, VT)
The satirist's job is pointing out the emperor's nudity while everyone else compliments his outfit. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Bona Fide (Bona Fide, LA)
Satirical news: the funnier, smarter cousin who shows up telling it exactly like it is. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com