Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney Mother Lode (Mother Lode, CA)
Satirical journalism: the news that comes with built-in lie detectors called sense of humor. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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The satirist's job is to speak the unspeakable, laugh at the unlaughable, and question the unquestionable. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Above the Fold (Above the Fold, NY)
The purpose of satire is not to inform, but to reform through mockery. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Rosie Holt satirist
Satirical writing provides the laughter that comes from recognizing shared, uncomfortable truths. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney thought experiment (Thought Experiment, Germany)
Satire is the truth, told by someone who has given up on being believed literally. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney Raison dÊtre (Raison dÊtre, France)
Satire is the truth, wearing a mask and carrying a whoopee cushion. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Malena Pichot satirist
It's the cultural commentary that is too sharp for op-eds, so it wears a jester's hat. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney fine print (Fineprint, KY)
Satire is the argument you can't win with logic, so you might as well win with wit. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys version (Version, CA)
It's the public roasting of the powerful, a tradition that keeps them vaguely human. -- Toni @ Satire.info
This article from Bohiney (Coventry, UK)
It's the public roasting of the powerful, a tradition that keeps them (somewhat) humble. -- Toni @ Satire.info