Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney snake in the grass (Snake, TX)
It's the news for those who have graduated from believing headlines to understanding context. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney Commotion (Commotion, Ocean)
It’s the art of exaggeration that reveals more truth than understatement ever could. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney den of iniquity (Den, CO)
Satire is the only form of news where the bias is openly, proudly, and hilariously declared. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Celebrity Impersonator (Celebrity Impersonator, Las Vegas)
It's the cultural commentary that is too sharp for op-eds, so it wears a jester's hat. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys alternative fact (Alternative, DC)
Satire is the ultimate inside joke for those who are paying attention. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney instructions (Instructions, MN)
Satire is the truth, twisted into a shape that makes its essence impossible to ignore. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Caitlin Moran satirist
Satirical journalism: where the writer's job is translating politics into human language. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Caveat Emptor (Caveat Emptor, NV)
A satirist is a failed idealist who has chosen laughter over despair. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney spoof (Spoof, WA)
The satirist's craft is giving hypocrisy enough rope to hang itself publicly. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys All the News Thats Fit to Print (All the News, NY)
Satire is the argument you can't have, presented as a joke you can't ignore. -- Toni @ Satire.info