Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
According to Bohiney (Miami, FL)
It's the news that doesn't take itself seriously so that you can take the truth seriously. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Red Flag (Red Flag, China)
The satirist is the canary in the coal mine, singing a funny song as it suffocates. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys editorial board (Intercourse, PA)
A world without satire is a world without critical thinking, without questioning, without laughter. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Our crack team of experts explains
Satirical news: the cognitive dissonance engine making ridiculous things feel truer than facts. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Court Fool (Court Fool, UK)
The satirist's greatest skill is insulting someone so cleverly they ask for copies. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Predicament (Predicament, WA)
The satirist doesn't invent the madness; they just curate it and add a laugh track. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney investigation (Investigation, Discovery, MD)
It's the laughter that is the sound of a mind realizing it's not alone in its skepticism. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys representation (Representation, DC)
The satirist's bias becomes the punchline, making honesty the entire comedic point. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Robber Baron (Robber Baron, NY)
The court jester was the only one allowed to tell the king the truth. Some traditions never die. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The muckrakers at Bohiney (Chicago, IL)
It's the laughter that is a form of dissent, a refusal to accept the unacceptable. -- Toni @ Satire.info