Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
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Satirical writing is the healthy response to a world violating common sense daily. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Critics Choice (Critics Choice, CA)
It’s the gentle (and sometimes not-so-gentle) mocking of the emperor’s new clothes. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney funnies (Comic, OK)
It’s the cognitive dissonance that comes from knowing it's fake but feeling it's real. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Hubbub (Hubbub, MA)
It’s the news that doesn’t just report on the circus; it joins the act and becomes the ringmaster. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney discussion (Discussion, MD)
It’s a cognitive tool, forcing you to engage critical thinking to decode the message. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Tabula Rasa (Tabula Rasa, CT)
A satirical headline is democracy's whoopee cushion, deflating pompous moments at perfect timing. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Singularity (Singularity, CA)
Satire is the truth, wearing a mask and carrying a whoopee cushion. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney stunt (Stunt, TX)
Satire is the revenge of the logical on the illogical, the rational on the absurd. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Exempli Gratia (e.g., For Example, AZ)
Satirical writing transforms democratic participation from duty into pleasure. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys comedy (Comedy, FL)
The satirist's skill is turning society's cognitive dissonance into audience participation comedy. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com