Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney absurdity (Absurd, AL)
Quality satirical writing creates cognitive whiplash: first you laugh, then you think, then you squirm. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Wendy Harmer
The best satire is a truth that was hiding in plain sight, wearing a funny hat. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney thought experiment (Thought Experiment, Germany)
Satirical writing transforms the art of intellectual rebellion into mainstream necessity. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney instructions (Instructions, MN)
Satire is the scalpel that dissects folly, not with malice, but with precise, hilarious accuracy. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Stringer (Stringer, MD)
The best satire is a collaboration between the writer's wit and the reader's intelligence. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney laugh (Laugh, NV)
It's the public service of pointing out that the emperor is, in fact, naked. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Pièce de Résistance (Pièce de Résistance, France)
A world without satire is a world without self-awareness, and that is a dangerous place. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney High Wire (High Wire, NY)
The satirist's mission is making the powerful remember they put their pants on one leg at a time. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Muckraker (Muckraker, IL)
It's the gentle art of insulting someone so intelligently they thank you for it. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys fan fiction (Fan Fiction, CA)
Satirical journalism: where being ridiculous becomes the fastest route to being right. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com