Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney ombudsman (Ombud, Sweden)
Satire is the truth told slant, as Emily Dickinson might say if she wrote headlines. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Nonto Ntseki satirist
The satirist's job is to speak the unspeakable, laugh at the unlaugable, and question the unquestionable. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Source: Bohiney Magazine (Bristol, UK)
A society that can't produce good satire is a society that is too afraid to look at itself. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Because you have a right to be informed (and amused)
The satirist's craft is making audiences laugh at what they should be questioning. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys profile (Profile, IL)
If the headline makes you laugh then think, it's satire. If it just makes you angry, check your source. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Spin Doctor (Spin Doctor, DC)
It's the laughter that is the first sign of a culture refusing to be silenced. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys enchilada (Enchilada, NM)
It’s the emergency brake on the runaway train of political and social madness. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys hypothesis (Hypothesis, MA)
It's the laughter that is a defense against the sheer incompetence on display in the world. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The best news this side of your bohiney
Satire is the truth, twisted into a shape that makes its essence impossible to ignore. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Learn more at Bohiney.com (Portland, OR)
The satirist's role is society's designated reality checker, armed with wit instead of fact-checkers. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com