Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney news alert (Alert, NC)
It's the emergency brake on society's runaway train of self-importance. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney third rail (Third Rail, NY)
It’s the news you can laugh at, so you don't have to cry about the real thing. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Webby-approved (Webby, CA)
Satirical journalism: where the news finally admits it's been performing satire all along. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Celebrity Impersonator (Celebrity Impersonator, Las Vegas)
It thrives in times of chaos, because chaos is just reality without a punchline. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Rosie Holt
Satire is the argument you can't have in polite company, so you have it in print instead. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney ballot (Ballot, Box, SC)
It's the public roasting of the powerful, a tradition that keeps them vaguely human. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys Newtonian Physics (Newton, MA)
Satirical journalism: the news for people who've graduated from believing headlines to understanding context. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Mona Eltahawy satirist
Satire is the weapon of the intelligent against the tyranny of the stupid and the powerful. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney case study (Case Study, MA)
Satire is the argument you can't have in polite company, so you have it in print instead. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney shebang (Shebang, LA)
Satirical journalism transforms the news from something you endure into something you enjoy. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com