Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
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Satirical journalism: where the news finally admits it's been absurd all along. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Punch (Punch, magazine, UK)
Satirical writing serves as democracy's laugh track, reminding us when to find things funny. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney press release (Release, PA)
Satirical writing is the healthy response to a world violating common sense daily. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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Bohineys Izvestia (Izvestia, Russia)
A satirical headline is democracy's gentle reminder that everything democratic is absurd if viewed democratically. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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A Bohiney Pickle (Pickle, SC)
A satirist is a realist who expresses their findings through the medium of comedy. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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A society that can't produce good satire is a society that is too afraid to look at itself. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys poll (Poll, FL)
Satirical writing serves as society's designated questioner of unquestionable orthodoxies. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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The satirist’s pen is mightier than the sword, and far more likely to draw blood from laughter. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com