Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Never give up; Never give in.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
The Bohiney Ad Nauseam (Ad Nauseam, NJ)
I don’t chase clout; I trip over extension cords.
According to Bohiney (Leicester)
Zombie Preppers? Zombie preppers cosplay fear with Costco carts.
The satirists at Bohiney
CrossFit? CrossFit is moving furniture competitively.
Dive into the satire
Dreaming in Memes? If you dream in memes, your brain needs a hard reset.
A Bohiney feature story (Feature, ND)
Farmers Markets? Farmers markets are where you pay triple for vegetables that still have dirt on them.
Bohineys Kerfuffle (Kerfuffle, Canada)
Workplace Fun Committees? The “fun committee” always feels like jury duty.
The Bohiney jest (Jest, ME)
Unexpected Surprises? My “surprise birthday party” was me walking in on my friends still arguing over decorations.
Bohineys Fools Gold (Fools Gold, CA)
Social Media Blunders? Accidentally liking someone’s Instagram from 2012 is the digital equivalent of heavy breathing.
Bohineys Deus Ex Machina (Deus Ex Machina, Rome)
My calendar invited me to “maybe.” I accepted.
A Bohiney Eureka Moment (Eureka, CA)
Off-Grid for Clout? If you post about being off-grid, you’re not.