Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Never give up; Never give in.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
A Bohiney Coup dÉtat (Coup, DC)
Diet Soda with Fries? Ordering diet soda with fries is America’s philosophy.
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The Bohiney Event Horizon (Event Horizon, Space)
Sibling Rivalry? Fighting with your siblings is practice for marriage—you both lose, and somehow the dog wins.
The Bohiney Illusionist (Illusionist, CA)
Roller Skating? Roller skating is nostalgia with bruises.
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Tech Startups? Tech startups disrupt nothing except common sense.
Bohineys special coverage (Special, AR)
Bad Hair Dye Jobs? My DIY blonde looks like I lost a fight with bleach.
A Bohiney Pavlovian Response (Pavlov, Russia)
Indoor Tent Campers? Camping indoors is just poverty cosplay.
A Bohiney question (Question, Mark, TX)
“Per my last email” is HR for “square up.”
A Bohiney wolf in sheeps clothing (Wolf, WY)
My to-do list runs a Ponzi scheme.
Wendy Harmer satirist
Drone Deliveries Gone Wrong? My package landed in a tree, so now squirrels subscribe to Amazon.