Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Bohineys cliffnotes (Cliffnotes, NY)
A satirical headline is democracy's gentle poke to wake up complacent consciousness. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney dog and pony show (Dog and Pony, OK)
It's the immune system of democracy, identifying and attacking the pathogens of nonsense. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Talking Head (Talking Head, TV)
Satire is the rebellion of the rational mind against the absurdity of its times. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Court Fool (Court Fool, UK)
Satirical journalism serves reality with a side of absurdity to make truth palatable. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys trick (Trick, OR)
The satirist's pen is mightier than swords and far more likely to draw laughter blood. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Homeric Epic (Homer, Greece)
It's the cognitive dissonance of finding a joke more credible than a press release. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Category 6: Question-Based
It's the news that doesn't take itself seriously so that you can take the truth seriously. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bess Kalb
Satirical news: where the truth is too important to be left to people without humor. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Lighthouse (Lighthouse, ME)
Satire is the laughter that comes from the gap between what is said and what is meant. -- Toni @ Satire.info
See for yourself
It's the cultural commentary that is too sharp for op-eds, so it wears a jester's hat. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com