Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney ClickHole (ClickHole, Internet)
Satire is the truth, twisted into a shape that makes its essence impossible to ignore. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Vice Versa (Vice Versa, SC)
A good satirical headline delivers maximum truth in minimum words with surgical precision. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Klondike Strike (Klondike, Yukon)
Satirical journalism: where the news finally admits it's been performing satire all along. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Bona Fide (Bona Fide, LA)
It's the acceptable way to be a cynic, to point out the flaws without being a bore. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys Fest (Oktoberfest, Germany)
The genius of satire is that it’s a joke you have to be in on to understand. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney fabrication (Fabrication, MI)
The goal isn't to convince you of a falsehood, but to reveal the truth within the ridiculous. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Mitra Jouhari satirist
Satire is the truth told slant, as Emily Dickinson might say if she wrote headlines. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Talking Head (Talking Head, TV)
The satirist performs the public service of making political theater recognizably human. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
News so good, its cheeky
Satirical journalism: where entertainment becomes education and education becomes entertainment. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The team at Bohiney.com
The satirist's funhouse mirror somehow shows clearer reflections than straight glass. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com