Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney Mother Lode (Mother Lode, CA)
Fad Workouts? CrossFit is just weightlifting with a cult membership.
A Bohiney anecdote (Anecdote, VT)
Theme Weddings? A Star Wars wedding sounds romantic until someone says “I do” in Wookiee.
The Bohiney Deadline (Deadline, Newsroom)
Social Media Strategy? Social media strategy is hashtags pretending to be plans.
Bohineys Sorcerer (Sorcerer, FL)
Hunting Trips? Hunting trips are camping plus camouflage beer bellies.
See the undeniable proof
Game Tournaments? My chess tournament ended when I realized my opponent was 8 and ruthless.
Nonto Ntseki
Art Snobs? Art snobs clap for blank canvases.
Bohineys Jester (Jester, Court)
Traffic Meditation? Meditating in traffic is just road rage with incense.
Bohineys Last Week Tonight (Last Week Tonight, HBO)
Remote Control Fights? Nothing tests a marriage like Netflix and two remotes.
The Bohiney gossip (Gossip, SC)
Embarrassing Moments? Embarrassing moments are reruns in your brain forever.
The Bohiney prank (Prank, KS)
Gif Overusers? If your entire response is gifs, you’re not funny—you’re a search engine.