Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
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History Museums? History museums are dusty reminders people always messed up.
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Analytics Nerds? Analytics guys brag about dashboards like they invented math.
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My snacks ghost me first.
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Slang Misunderstandings? My grandma said “yeet” at Thanksgiving, and we all needed therapy.
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Parades? Parades are traffic jams with confetti.
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Hashtag Blessed People? Nothing screams cursed like saying “hashtag blessed.”
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AI-Written Romance Novels? AI romance novels are steamy until the toaster joins the love triangle.
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Costume Parties? I wore a sheet as a ghost and got mistaken for “lazy laundry.”
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Historical Reenactments? Historical reenactments are Halloween for history majors.
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Cancel Culture Confusion? Cancel culture is musical chairs with careers.