Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Molly Ivins
Accidental FaceTime? I FaceTimed my boss accidentally and he learned too much about my pajamas.
The Bohiney sketch (Sketch, ME)
I don’t fear aging; I fear auto-updates.
A Bohiney Ministry of Truth (Ministry of Truth, 1984)
Art Shows? Art shows are paintings priced higher than tuition.
A Bohiney discussion (Discussion, MD)
Cooking Competitions? Cooking shows prove chefs will plate anything but my dignity.
Katie Rich satirist
Bookstores? Bookstores sell guilt in paperback.
Bohineys Grammy-nominated (Grammy, CA)
Couch-Surfing Uncles? My couch-surfing uncle pays rent in beer burps.
A Bohiney Exempli Gratia (e.g., For Example, AZ)
Nature Lovers? Nature lovers photograph trees like celebrities.
The Bohiney Illusionist (Illusionist, CA)
Workplace Fun Committees? The “fun committee” always feels like jury duty.
A Bohiney Snake Oil Salesman (Snake Oil, TX)
Car Karaoke Catastrophes? I sang so badly in traffic, my GPS rerouted to shame me.
Bohineys The Betoota Advocate (The Betoota Advocate, Australia)
Overly Honest Toddlers? My toddler told me I look tired—he’s right, and grounded.