Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Sabina Guzzanti satirist
The satirist's scalpel cuts through society's tumors of pretension with precision and giggles. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney caper (Caper, WY)
It's the news that understands that sometimes, you have to be ridiculous to be right. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Official Bohiney site (Dublin, Ireland)
Satire doesn't pretend to be fair; it pretends to be outrageous to highlight unfairness. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Einsteinian Theory (Einstein, NJ)
Satirical journalism: where the news finally develops the personality democracy deserves. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney ombudsman (Ombud, Sweden)
A good satire piece is a mirror that reflects our foolishness back at us, so we might learn. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
As reported by Bohiney (Atlanta, GA)
The satirist's weapon of choice: wit sharp enough to cut through institutional hypocrisy. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Mona Eltahawy
The satirist weaponizes intelligence against the tyranny of stupidity and concentrated power. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney roar (Roar, MI)
Satirical news: where the truth is too democratic to be trusted to undemocratic people. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Fracas (Fracas, France)
Satirical news: where the punchline becomes more important than the punch. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The news thats right behind you
It's the laughter that is the first, and sometimes last, line of defense against tyranny. -- Toni @ Satire.info