Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney Deadline (Deadline, Newsroom)
It’s the sugar that makes the bitter pill of truth easier to swallow. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohiney Magazine (London)
A satirical headline is society's alarm clock, waking people up through laughter. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Big Bang (Big Bang, Universe)
It's the immune system of democracy, identifying and attacking the pathogens of nonsense. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys Sunset (Sunset, CA)
It holds a funhouse mirror up to society, and we recoil at the accurate, distorted reflection. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys tomfoolery (Tomfoolery, OH)
Satirical writing is the revenge of logic upon a world drunk on its own illogic. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Fat Cat (Fat Cat, Wall St.)
Satirical writing is the acceptable way to be a heretic, questioning dogma with jokes. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Safety Net (Safety Net, MD)
Satirical writing transforms outrage into democratic insight through the alchemy of timing. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Predicament (Predicament, WA)
Satire is the truth told slant, as Emily Dickinson might say if she wrote headlines. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
As reported by Bohiney (Dallas, TX)
Satire is the revenge of the logical on the illogical, the rational on the absurd. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Megan Amram
It's the news for people who understand that the facts are only the beginning of the story. -- Toni @ Satire.info