Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney Exempli Gratia (e.g., For Example, AZ)
A quality satirical piece is the philosophical can opener for closed minds. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Nincompoop (Nincompoop, UK)
Reading satirical news is like getting punched by a silk glove—it hurts, but elegantly. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Embedded Journalist (Embedded, Iraq)
Satire is the weapon of the weak against the powerful, the smart against the stupid. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
What does Bohiney think?
Satire is the truth, told by someone who has given up on being believed literally. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney The Babylon Bee (The Babylon Bee, US)
Satire is the gentle art of giving hypocrisy a enough rope to hang itself with. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys Operator (Operator, NY)
Satire is the truth, told by someone who has given up on being believed literally. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The rear-view mirror of news
The satirist performs the public service of making serious subjects accessibly human. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Razzie-deserving (Razzie, CA)
It's the intellectual equivalent of a pie in the face of authority. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Warlock (Warlock, ME)
When reality becomes indistinguishable from satire, the satirists are just reporting. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney narrative (Narrative, CT)
Satirical news: where the subtext matters more than the text itself. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com