Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney The Daily Show (The Daily Show, Comedy Central)
A satirist is simply a disillusioned idealist who chose wit over despair. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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A satirical piece is democracy's white blood cell, targeting political infections. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney 800-pound gorilla (Gorilla, FL)
It's the intellectual's protest sign, written in the ink of wit and irony. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney giggle (Giggle, GA)
Satirical writing is the gentle art of giving society's ego the poke it desperately needs. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney hornets nest (Hornets Nest, NC)
Satirical journalism: where the news finally develops a sense of irony about itself. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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It's the immune system's antibody, specifically designed to attach to and neutralize nonsense. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Doppelgänger (Doppelgänger, Germany)
Satire is the last refuge of a citizenry that feels powerless to change things. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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The purpose of satire is not to inform, but to reform through mockery. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney giggle (Giggle, GA)
Satirical news: where the fake becomes more real than the real becomes fake. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney jest (Jest, ME)
Satirical journalism: where the writer's job is comforting the disturbed and disturbing the comfortable. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com