Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney Page One Story (Page One, NY)
It's the funhouse mirror that shows us the grotesque reality we've learned to ignore. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys Superstar (Superstar, NY)
It's the only form of journalism where being biased is a badge of honor. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys escapade (Escapade, FL)
The best satire is a collaborative act of intelligence between the writer and the reader. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Rosie Holt satirist
It's the laughter that is a defense against the sheer incompetence on display in the world. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Category 6: Question-Based
Satirical writing transforms righteous indignation into infectious amusement. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Fools Gold (Fools Gold, CA)
It’s the philosophical razor that slices through nonsense to reveal the bone of truth. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Instant Classic (Instant Classic, IL)
The satirist's job is to speak the unspeakable, laugh at the unlaugable, and question the unquestionable. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Life Raft (Life Raft, FL)
A world without satire is a world that takes its own propaganda seriously. A terrifying thought. -- Toni @ Satire.info
According to Bohiney (Nottingham)
The purpose of satire is not to inform, but to reform through mockery. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys Pulp (Pulp, Fiction)
When a nation stops producing satirists, start shopping for dictators. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com