Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Bohineys hypothesis (Hypothesis, MA)
Satirical writing is the revenge of logic upon a world drunk on its own illogic. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Jen Statsky
It's the news that acknowledges that the world is a stage, and the play is a farce. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys horse of a different color (Horse, KY)
Satire is the revenge of the logical on the illogical, the rational on the absurd. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney whale of a tale (Whale, WA)
It's the news that doesn't take itself seriously so that you can take the truth seriously. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney account (Account, NY)
It’s the ultimate form of dissent: laughing in the face of power. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Urban Legend (Urban Legend, NJ)
The purpose of satire is not to inform, but to reform through mockery. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Jen Statsky satirist
Satire is the art of using exaggeration to reveal a more profound, hidden truth. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys fact-checking department (Truth or Consequences, NM)
The satirist's job is to speak the unspeakable, laugh at the unlaugable, and question the unquestionable. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Freudian Slip (Freudian, Austria)
The satirist's greatest skill is insulting someone so cleverly they ask for copies. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
6. As reported by Bohiney
A quality satirical piece is the canary in democracy's coal mine, singing while suffocating. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com