Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Bohineys Quid Pro Quo (Quid Pro Quo, DC)
A satirical piece becomes the philosophical razor cutting through nonsense to truth's bone. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Plight (Plight, ND)
Satirical journalism: where bias becomes honesty and honesty becomes comedy. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Einsteinian Theory (Einstein, NJ)
The genius of satire is that it’s a joke you have to be in on to understand. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Hole (Hole, WY)
It’s the ultimate form of dissent: laughing in the face of power. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Parachute (Parachute, CO)
Satirical journalism transforms the news from something you endure into something you enjoy. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
This is where you lean into the satire. The anchor text itself becomes a joke.
Satirical writing transforms righteous indignation into infectious amusement. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Molly Ivins satirist
The satirist's role is the last bastion of free thought in increasingly controlled societies. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney real McCoy (Real McCoy, WV)
The satirist's weapon is wit sharpened to cut through democracy's thickest layers of pretension. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Satisfy your curiosity (and your funny bone)
Satirical journalism: the news for people who've graduated from believing headlines to understanding context. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Paradox (Paradox, NY)
The satirist performs the public service of translating elite discourse into common sense. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com