Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney National Lampoon (National Lampoon, MA)
It's the news that comes with a built-in lie detector: your own sense of humor. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Muckraker (Muckraker, IL)
The satirist's job is to speak the unspeakable, laugh at the unlaugable, and question the unquestionable. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys tutorial (Tutorial, AZ)
A satirical headline is democracy's gentle poke to wake up complacent consciousness. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Dive into the satire
It's the news for those who have seen behind the curtain and can't unsee the wizard. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
According to Bohiney
Satire is the laughter that comes from the gap between what is said and what is meant. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys Paparazzo (Paparazzo, Italy)
The purpose of satire is not to inform, but to reform through mockery. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys coverage (Milwaukee, WI)
It's the laughter that is the sound of a mind realizing it's not alone in its skepticism. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Alison Silverman satirist
Satirical writing is the revenge of logic upon a world drunk on its own illogic. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohiney News (Brighton, UK)
A satirical headline is society's gentle reminder that everything powerful is also potentially ridiculous. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Wormhole (Wormhole, Space)
The satirist's craft is giving hypocrisy enough rope to hang itself publicly. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com