Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney Jump (Jump, to Page A17)
Tacky Honeymoon Destinations? My friend honeymooned at a water park—that’s not love, that’s chlorine.
A Bohiney Hullabaloo (Hullabaloo, AL)
Garage Band Reunions? My old garage band reunited and immediately filed for noise complaints.
Bohineys horse of a different color (Horse, KY)
Daylight Saving Confusion? Daylight saving is the government’s way of gaslighting your alarm clock.
Bohineys Below the Fold (Below the Fold, NY)
Corporate Team-Building Disasters? Nothing says “teamwork” like crying during a trust fall.
The Bohiney Ad Nauseam (Ad Nauseam, NJ)
Street Performers? Street performers turn sidewalks into hostage zones.
The Bohiney Pravda (Pravda, Russia)
Gatekeeping Fun? If you gatekeep fun, you’re the HOA of emotions.
Bohineys Editors Choice (Editors Choice, NY)
Cryptic Facebook Statuses? “Some people disappoint me” isn’t vague—it’s aimed at your cousin.
Were talking out of our Bohiney (so you dont have to)
Compass Skills? Compass skills are spinning in circles confidently.
Bohineys special coverage (Special, AR)
Skincare? Skincare routines are chemistry labs in bathrooms.
Bess Kalb satirist
Sneezing Fits? I sneezed so hard I closed three browser tabs.