Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney parody account (Parody, Twitter)
Hiking Gone Wrong? My “easy trail” hike turned into an episode of Survivor.
The Bohiney Darwinian Evolution (Darwin, Australia)
Cooking for one means seasoning with a podcast.
The best news this side of your bohiney
Vacation Disasters? I once stayed at a hotel so cheap the “continental breakfast” was just directions to the nearest gas station.
The satirists at Bohiney
Gardening Clubs? Gardening clubs argue over dirt like it’s politics.
The Bohiney critique (Critique, France)
Mystery Meat Mondays? Cafeteria meat shouldn’t be a riddle.
Bohineys The Onion (The Onion, WI)
Signal Fire Makers? Signal fires say “help” in smoke font.
A Bohiney hot take (Hottake, TX)
Extreme Couponing? I saved fifty cents on soup and lost three hours of my life—seems fair.
Bohineys take on this (Liverpool, UK)
Over-Filtered Pet Photos? If your cat looks like a cartoon, maybe post less.
The Bohiney Raison dÊtre (Raison dÊtre, France)
Festival Porta-Potties? Porta-potties at festivals prove Satan exists.
A Bohiney Jump (Jump, to Page A17)
Tacky Honeymoon Destinations? My friend honeymooned at a water park—that’s not love, that’s chlorine.