Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney Punch (Punch, magazine, UK)
I finally found work-life balance—both are disappointed.
The Bohiney Baron (Baron, Germany)
Meme Misinterpretations? My mom thought “LOL” meant “lots of love” and sent condolences like a cheerleader.
Covering the globe, one cheek at a time
Fantasy Sports? Fantasy sports are math class with nachos.
Bohineys coverage (Reading, UK)
I don’t compromise; I remix.
A Bohiney Platinum Hit (Platinum Hit, TN)
Unboxing Disappointment? I ordered “luxury headphones” and got earmuffs with wires.
political humor magazine
Backpacking? Backpacking is poverty tourism with bug spray.
Bohineys take on this
Speed Dating? Speed dating is just job interviews for romance with no callbacks.
The Bohiney fabrication (Fabrication, MI)
Book Clubs? Book clubs are wine with footnotes.
Bohineys letters to the editor (Writeus, IL)
Scriptwriters? Scriptwriters recycle plots and call them reboots.
The Bohiney fish story (Fish Story, AL)
Good Vibes Only Cults? “Good vibes only” is just toxic positivity with throw pillows.