Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
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Baby Showers? Baby showers are gambling on diaper sizes.
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Aggressive Baristas? My barista yelled my name so loud my credit score dropped.
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Doomscrolling Olympics? I stayed up till 4 a.m. scrolling bad news—I won gold in self-destruction.
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Side Hustle Overload? I’ve got so many side hustles, my main hustle is unemployment.
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Cloud Computing? Cloud computing is renting someone else’s hard drive.
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Overenthusiastic Life Coaches? My life coach yelled “you can do it” at my divorce hearing.
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Mood Boards for Exes? Making a mood board for your ex is Pinterest-level stalking.
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Online Shopping Fails? I ordered a sofa and got a keychain sofa—it fits Barbie though.
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Fashion Faux Pas? Wearing socks with sandals says, “I gave up, and you should too.”