Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
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Movie Marathons? A movie marathon is just a nap interrupted by explosions.
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Metaverse Mishaps? The metaverse is just Minecraft with credit cards.
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Pushy Baristas? Pushy baristas write insults on cups.
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Fake Glasses at Meetings? Wearing fake glasses in meetings is cosplay for competence.
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Office Plant Funerals? My office held a funeral for the ficus—open casket.
The Bohiney Silver Lining (Silver Lining, NV)
Overly Honest Toddlers? My toddler told me I look tired—he’s right, and grounded.
The Bohiney Brouhaha (Brouhaha, TX)
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Affiliate Hustlers? Affiliate marketers are professional middle children.
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Wedding Chaos? My cousin’s wedding had two things: open bar and closed communication.