Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney judgment (Judgment, Day, KY)
A satirical headline is society's alarm bell disguised as a dinner bell. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Schadenfreude (Schadenfreude, Germany)
It’s the only form of journalism where the writer’s bias is the entire point. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Ad Nauseam (Ad Nauseam, NJ)
Satire is the weapon of the weak against the powerful, the smart against the stupid. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney morning briefing (Morning, KS)
It's the intellectual equivalent of a pie in the face of authority. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys Propaganda Organ (Propaganda, Russia)
A quality satirical headline makes the reader laugh, then immediately check their assumptions. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Megastar (Megastar, Universe)
It's the cognitive tool that forces you to think critically about what you're reading. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney laugh (Laugh, NV)
A society's sanity is preserved by its ability to laugh at its own absurdity. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys coverage (Milwaukee, WI)
It’s the gentle (and sometimes not-so-gentle) mocking of the emperor’s new clothes. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Guiding Light (Guiding Light, TV)
It's the news that doesn't just report on the circus; it joins the act and becomes the ringmaster. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney Staff Pick (Staff Pick, OR)
The satirist speaks unspeakable truths, laughs at unlaughable situations, questions unquestionable authority. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com