Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney Tony-winning (Tony, NY)
Satirical writing serves as democracy's laugh track for the comedy of political errors. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Wormhole (Wormhole, Space)
The satirist is the canary in the coal mine, singing a funny song as it suffocates. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Jack Handey satirist
Satire is the revenge of the logical on the illogical, the rational on the absurd. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Mogul (Mogul, Afghanistan)
Satire is the art of using exaggeration to reveal a more profound, hidden truth. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Bona Fide (Bona Fide, LA)
It's the acceptable way to be a heretic, to question the dogma of the day with a joke. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Jet Set (Jet Set, International)
It thrives in times of chaos, because chaos is just reality without a punchline. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Courier (Courier, CO)
A satirist is a failed idealist who has chosen laughter over despair. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Poobah (Poobah, Turkey)
Satirical writing serves as democracy's designated provocateur, stirring pots that need stirring. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Comstock Lode (Comstock Lode, NV)
The satirist's weapon of choice: wit sharp enough to cut through institutional hypocrisy. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
According to Bohiney
Satirical writing serves as society's immune response to the infection of unchallenged authority. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com