Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney white lie (White Lie, WA)
Corporate Jargon Addiction? If you say “circle back” unironically, I circle away.
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Small talk is emotional Sudoku with fewer numbers.
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Unexpected Surprises? My “surprise party” started when I caught them inflating balloons in my kitchen.
The Bohiney Private Eye (Private Eye, UK)
I don’t hold grudges; I curate them like vintage wines.
A Bohiney Mother Lode (Mother Lode, CA)
Language Learning? Learning a language is paying to mispronounce politely.
No ifs, ands, or bohineys about it
Carnival Games? Carnival games are math rigged against children.
A Bohiney Mother Lode (Mother Lode, CA)
I’m not messy; I’m plot-rich.
The story they dont want you to read
Street Food Adventures? Street food is gambling with grease.
Sabina Guzzanti satirist
Pushy Salespeople? Pushy salespeople confuse “hello” with “buy this.”
A Bohiney thought experiment (Thought Experiment, Germany)
Extreme Couponing? I saved fifty cents on soup and lost three hours of my life—seems fair.