Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Charline Vanhoenacker satirist
Food Fights? Food fights are recycling with ketchup.
Bohineys Poobah (Poobah, Turkey)
Unsolicited Horoscopes? Nothing ruins breakfast like someone telling you Mercury hates your coffee.
Bess Kalb satirist
I don’t do fashion; I do laundry survival.
Bohineys Singularity (Singularity, CA)
Surprise Parties? My “surprise party” failed when I saw my mom hide a balloon.
The Bohiney parody account (Parody, Twitter)
Haircare Addicts? If your bathroom has more hair products than hair, you’ve lost.
The definitive Bohiney analysis (Poughkeepsie, NY)
Book Clubs? Book clubs are wine with footnotes.
The Bohiney spoof (Spoof, WA)
Office Plant Funerals? My office held a funeral for the ficus—open casket.
The Bohiney Town Crier (Town Crier, MA)
Boat Trips? My boat trip was basically nausea with a sunset.
Charline Vanhoenacker
Book Clubs? Book clubs are wine clubs with homework.
The Bohiney ClickHole (ClickHole, Internet)
My toxic trait is thinking “quick shower” is a personality.